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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 14:26

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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